Thursday, August 21, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Status, Messages and Quotes

Everyone is crazy about Whatsapp Messages, Status and Quotes. If you are also one of them and looking for Best Funny Whatsapp status and Quotes then you are on the right page. You can fine here all type of funny status for Whatsapp in Hindi or Funny Status Whatsapp.





Funny Whatsapp Quotes and Status


Whatsapp is the most popular known cross messaging app for android or Smartphones. You can send Texts, Pictures Videos and locations to your friends and colleagues. 




25 Best Funny Whatsapp Status Updates.
  • If you need more time go and get a Watch.
  • Do all stupid things before you die.
  • Trust me, and after that you’ll never trust in anyone. :D
  • Only gravity can get me down.
  • This status is wrong.
  • Sometimes the wrong decision brings us to the right places.
  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
  • War determines only that who is left.
  • I can handle all the pain until it hurts.
  • “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
  • ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
  • “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
  • “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
  • What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you again.
  • Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
  • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  • You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana
  • You cannot eat me unless you lick me. -Ice-cream
  • What’s the difference between light and hard?
  • You can sleep with the light on!
  • Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody.
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
  • I’m in Love with Apple.
  • After Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
  • Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
  • Don't move I just lost my mind.
  • If you think nobody cares about you , try missing couple of car payments.
  • everything is funnier when you are not allowed to laugh .
  • MATH- mental abuse to humans.
  • SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.
  • Friends are forever until they get in a relationship.
  • we live in the era of smart phones  and stupid people

So this is the list of 25 best ever funny status for Whatsapp. Stay tuned we will more unique, quizzical and humorous Status and Quotes.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Status Messages {Latest} | 50 Best Whatsapp Status Quotes

We have the best collection of Whatsapp funny status, quotes and 1 liner. You can make laugh your Whatsapp friends by updating funny status for Whatsapp. Whatsapp is the great way to share feelings and knowledge with your friends and relatives.





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After acquiring it by Facebook, Whatsapp updated with lots of new features and easy to understandable UI. Still many people don’t know how to update Whatsapp status via Android phones or Iphones. So for now let’s see some funny and 1 liner status for Whatsapp, in the next article we will give a sneak peek on updating Whatsapp status.



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50 Best funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes:
 


  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
  • Can't talk, Whatsapp only.
  • I never make stupid mistakes, only clever ones.
  • It’s horrible when your Crush’s Crush is you.
  • Behind every relationship there is a Whatsapp
  • I will marry the girl, who looks nice in her Adhaar card copy.
  • God is really creative, I mean …Just look at me. : P
  • A girl on her Whatsapp status…“Sleeping"...since 3 Days! She’s probably dead. :D
  • You can eat continue till 3 day.....on Whatsapp.
  • Just saw the most handsome and smart person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, give a try to missing a couple of payments.
  • I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.
  • I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  • I think, God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
  • Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
  • Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
  • Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • When in doubt, grumble.
  • Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole
  • You're never too old to learn something crazy.
  • I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
  • Ask me about my oath of silence.

  • Evolution: True science fiction.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. -Henny Youngman
  •  I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.-Robin Williams
  • I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you Stupid. I really though you already knew.
  • I don't love the way you lie.
  • Sorry I missed ur call, i took too long to answer 'cause i was dancing to the ringtone.
  • You have girlfriend, I have brain.
  • Sorry, you are not pretty on the insider either.
  • It takes a lot for me to say I'm sorry.
  • Dear bed, I'm sorry I left you this morning, take me back?
  • I never apologize. I'm sorry, that’s just the way I am.
  • I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again.
  • Please don’t walk away...I’m sorry I am so sorry, and now you’re walking away.
  • I’m sorry my fault I forgot you were an idiot.
  • Well, I'm sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bad Lover
  • The best revenge is being yourself.
  • The best things in life aren't things.
  • Be too busy to have time for regrets
  • If things go wrong, don't go with them.
  • My last seen is to seen yours last seen.
  • I didn't topple, I was testing gravity... and oh yes it still works.


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Puri duniya jal rhi majhab ki aag mai..
na jane fir bhi qq itni sardi pad rhi hai.
You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever!
Pain doesn’t just show up in our lives for no reason. It’s a sign that something in our lives needs to change.
Only those who will risk going too far can possibly out how far one can go. Thomas Sterns Eliot
Coins always make sounds…but paper moneys are always silent. So, when your value increases, keep yourself silent and humble.
Fashion is about something that comes from within you.
Either you run the day or the day runs you. - JIM ROHN
A relationship is not based on the length of time you spent together, its based on the foundation you built together.
Every struggle in your life has shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for the hard times, they can only make you stronger.
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Style is a way to say who you are without having to speak.
Words of art make rules; rules do not make words of art.
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that's matters for me.
Happiness is within me, in the centre of my being. I am happy now and always.
She turned he cant’s into cans and her dreams into plans.

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Sunday, August 3, 2014

Whatsapp Quotes, Status, Messages | 50 Best Whatsapp Status

Whatsapp is the best messaging app for mobile and smart phones. Almost every people are addicted to Whatsapp. It is pretty cool application to sending Whatsapp Messages, Status, Images and Locations between friends and clients. Today we are going to share most selected best Whatsapp status quotes for your Whatsapp profile. You can get more attention from your friends by updates clever Whatsapp status.  




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Top 50 Best Whatsapp status quotes:

  • I’m not drunk….I’m badly in love with your eyes- Bad Lover
  • Plan ‘A’ Fail? …Wait…still you have 25 letters remaining.
  • Stop Checking my Whatsapp Status…go and get a life.
  • I am always right, once I thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
  • Love means let it go.—Bad Lover
  • Do you want to judge me? Please take a look at you.
  • I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.
  • If you can convince anyone… confuse them.
  • Silent people have the greatest minds.
  • Be nice person but never try to prove.
  • My attitude depends upon who is front of me.
  • Scrape here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my Whatsapp status: P
  • Everything is fine in love and War.
  • I want the passion to loving me forever.
  • Mai dimag main nahi…Dil main aata hu—Salman Bhai
  • I’m not slow….I’m at energy saving mode.
  • You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.
  • If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.
  • I love my job…when I am on my vacations.
  • Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.
  • Nothing is over until you stop trying.
  • Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. - Student of Albert Einstein
  • If everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong Way.
  • Don’t think of cost.  Think of value.
  • Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.
  • Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier.
  • Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you deal with it
  • It’s better to be alone than to be with bad company.
  • Falling in love is not a option. To stay in love is.
  • Don’t listen to what people say, watch what they do.

Status for Whatsapp and facebook

  • Always deliver more than expected - Larry Page
  • You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep focusing on last one.
  • If you don’t like something change it. If you can change it change your mind set about it.
  • It’s better to know and be disappointed than to never know and always wonder.
  • To be interesting…be interested.
  • Think win-win.
  • You don’t get drown by falling in the water.  You get drowned by staying there.
  • You cannot change what you refuse to face.
  • Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
  • Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
  • You have to odd to be number one.
  • Work to express not to impress.
  • Be the reason of crowd instead of part of crowd.
  • Do what you love? Who the hell is stopping you?
  • I think mobiles are better than girls at least we can switch off them for some time.
  • If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
  • People are more what they hide than what they show
  • I'm not always 'Available' try your luck next time.
  • If you just help enough other people get what they need, you will get everything you need.

This is first 50 best whatsapp quotes and status messages. Stay Tuned to get more awesome Best Whatsapp status quotes on Whatsappstatus99.com



As promised we are updating this article with some more awesome status and quotes for whatsapp and facebook. If you like these mentioned below status updates then please do share with your friends. So here we go.

Whatsapp Status Messages and Quotes:

The best feeling feeling is when you look at her and she is already staring.
Stop waiting for things to happen. Go out and make them happen.
This post is for anyone who’s been through it. going through it, and got through it.
Stay up, Stay Blessed and Stay Positive.
Listen to your elders’s advice. not because they always right but because they have more experiences of being wrong.
If you can’t make a mistake, you can’t make anything.
Falling down is how we grow. Stay down is how we die.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Sometimes it’t not the song that makes you emotional… it’s the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it..
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
 Do good. And good will come to you.
You have the power to say this is not how my story will end .

Sometimes the bad time in our life put us in a direct path to very best .

Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to learn.

Pretending you are fine is easy then explaining why you are not .

Live life to express not to impress . 

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take .

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor .

Sometimes you win , sometimes you learn .

Destroy what destroys you .

See more , hear more but speak less.


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