Everyone is crazy about Whatsapp Messages, Status and Quotes. If you are also one of them and looking for Best Funny Whatsapp status and Quotes then you are on the right page. You can fine here all type of funny status for Whatsapp in Hindi or Funny Status Whatsapp.
Whatsapp is the most popular known cross messaging app for android or Smartphones. You can send Texts, Pictures Videos and locations to your friends and colleagues.
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25 Best Funny Whatsapp Status Updates.
- If you need more time go and get a Watch.
- Do all stupid things before you die.
- Trust me, and after that you’ll never trust in anyone. :D
- Only gravity can get me down.
- This status is wrong.
- Sometimes the wrong decision brings us to the right places.
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
- War determines only that who is left.
- I can handle all the pain until it hurts.
- “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
- ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
- “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
- “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
- What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you again.
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
- Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana
- You cannot eat me unless you lick me. -Ice-cream
- What’s the difference between light and hard?
- You can sleep with the light on!
- Nobody's perfect. I'm nobody.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- I’m in Love with Apple.
- After Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
- Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
- Don't move I just lost my mind.
- If you think nobody cares about you , try missing couple of car payments.
- everything is funnier when you are not allowed to laugh .
- MATH- mental abuse to humans.
- SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
- Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.
- Friends are forever until they get in a relationship.
- we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people
So this is the list of 25 best ever funny status for Whatsapp. Stay tuned we will more unique, quizzical and humorous Status and Quotes.