Saturday, November 8, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

Now update your Whatsapp Status according to your mood. If you are in fun loving or humorous mood and want to update your Whatsapp profile Status according to your current mood. Collection of all type funny whatsapp status messages, funny whatsapp status ideas, funniest whatsapp status, funny whatsapp messages, funny whatsapp emoticon messages etc.




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Best Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

Honesty is very expensive, that is why; don’t expect it from cheap people.
You can never understand me because “I am cool as fire and hot as ice.”
We have a history together….and English and Spanish also. : P
I’m not lazy….I just turn on energy saving mode.
Common sense is like deodorant…a person who really needs it never uses it.
Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror: P
 People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)
You don't have to like me I am not a Facebook status.
I like to take road less traveled...helps me to avoid getting traffic.
I can see you seeing my Whatsapp status. ☺
My Whatsapp status loading…Please Wait. ☺ 

Best Funny Whatsapp Status Messages:

Status is under construction mode.
SUCCESS FORMULA: under promise and over deliver.
Error 404…status not available! Better luck next time.
I don’t have dirty mind, I just have sexy imaginations.
You treated me like an option so I left you like a choice.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it. ☺
I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.
I ‘m not special, I’m just in limited edition.

I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass of the women .
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka and take shots .
I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
love is like pizza..When it’s hot ‘n fresh it taste’s great but becomes tasteless with time.
You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something  


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